Friday, September 12, 2008

Bathrooms

The lack of bathrooms in the Critical Care Unit has been frustrating. Troy and I searched the whole place and found exactly two. One was locked and one had a line of people outside it....(a single user bathroom). Late in the day on Thursday, before we drove home for dinner, we were sitting with Hyatt and a tech came by to change the bedpan.

Anyway, he empties the pan and then opens a door in our room and pours it down a toilet. Hyatt's room is about 12x12, with an outside door and another door...which apparently leads to a private bathroom. Right...pretty much just like every hospital room I've been in. As soon as he walked over this bathroom door, Troy and I both looked at each other and immediately realized what morons we are. That's what probably 25 years of combined college education gets you. But, it's nice to have a good laugh sometimes.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm very pleased to hear one of the most intelligent men I know (Troy) struggled with his brother for several minutes to find a bathroom while on was practically right in front of them :)

Anonymous said...

Peter,

It runs in your family. On trip to London some years ago your father landed and taxied to the hotel with his "eyeballs" floating because he could not find a bathroom at the airport --which he thought rather strange. After finally regaining his "composure" in his hotel room he felt rather sheepish relating the story that he had seen a bunch of doors that said "WC" at the airport but did not know what this meant. He quickly learned what a "Water Closet" was. So, do not feel so bad you never had a chance!